
Samantha Maloney
Musician |
Claim to Fame: Drummer for rock giants Hole since 1998
Vitals: 5'9", 1.0 Grammy Nominations/Year, Drafted out of High School
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Jacob Mandell
Musician |
Claim to Fame: Euro Bati Roboto Composer, sold 200,000 copies of latest 12" release in Europe
Vitals: 5'11", 6.5 bates/day, Declared Ineligible
Quote for Tourney: "The midwest will tear up the Division 3 Womens' tourney."
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Steve Cantor
Film Industry Mogul |
Claim to Fame: Director/Writer with recent releases "Bounce" and "Endsville"
Vitals: 6'5", 1.2 Oscar Nominations/Decade, Drafted #3
Quote for Tourney: "Amin what I say and I say what Amin and I like what Amin and do what Amin. Amin."
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Benjamin Butler
Guerilla Artist |
Claim to Fame: Guest starred on Webster in 1983, is building the first 97-storey block of ice
Vitals: 5'9", 144 railroad ties/season, Free Agent
Quote for Tourney: "Um, I don't follow college basketball. I'm an artist."
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