FB: Who's gonna win it all?
SC: Call me crazy, but I like UConn repeating. I think Khalid is a great leader when it counts the most. Second choice is Stanford, who don't get my vote because they should be called the Cardinals. That singular shit is pretentious.

FB: Any teams you don't like?
SC: I never liked Syracuse. And never liked any of the pros who went there. Same for Georgetown - - though I do love Pat. And I never liked NC State.

FB: Any players you're looking forward to watching?
SC: Juan Dixon.

FB: Would you consider yourself more of a 3-point shooter or slam-dunker, in figurative terms?
SC: In figurative terms I am more of a slam-dunker, though in literal terms I can slam dunk (I may be white and Jewish, but I'm 6'5") but prefer to stay out of the fray and play shooting guard.

FB: Do you remember the first time you dunked on a 10' goal?
SC: In sixth grade we had a low hoop to practice on. I never enjoyed it that much because it felt like cheating - kind of like screwing a blow-up doll and claiming you lost your virginity. Besides, I had my sights set on the real rim and a ridiculous growth spurt soon helped my cause. (But was hell on my effort to lose my virginity).

FB: Is there any actor you've worked with that has beaten you in a game of one on one? Are there any that should bother trying?
SC: I'm 6'5" which makes me pretty much unguardable by most actors who are on average about 4'11" so no.

FB: How are [Endsville producter/co-writer Daniel] Laikind's hops?
SC: He hops well, but can't really jump. Actually he is an outstanding foul-shooter.

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